FAR FAR AWAY POLICE and the Health and Safety Authority (HSA) have opened investigations after a perfectly ‘oval being’ died in a workplace accident this morning.


The ‘egg-shaped‘ man, who is understood to be aged in his late 30s early 40s, died after an incident at a building site run by ‘Break Fast Construction‘ between 2.30pm and 2.45pm (having only recently been poached from ‘Sunny Side Up Builders‘).


Despite the heroic efforts of all the Kings horses and all the Kings men (who ‘scrambled‘ to the scene), he was pronounced dead at the scene.


A HSA spokesman confirmed that investigations have started into the death. It’s thought the proper safety measures weren’t in place and that while working on a high wall he fell and went ‘over easy‘.


He was a good egg“, one co-worker exclaimed,”But It was bound to happen at some point, he was a mad yolk“, he added.


You know the type, those Dumpty’s, there’s about a dozen of them, they’re all a bit cracked!!


The construction worker named locally as ‘Humpty‘ was survived by 2 children (Sam and Ella).


We’ll ‘break‘ more information to you as we get it.