Modern day nursery rhymes

Bedtime Gremlins – a rhyme

My children are like mogwai, Do you know what I mean? By day they’re all cute But at night they’re obscene!! They turn into ‘naughty gremlins’ at the stroke of nine, Highly strung mutants, With no concept of time! As… Continue Reading →

Rock A Bye Baby – Police issue a warning to new parents

A couple in their twenties were questioned by Police following the placement of a four-month-old baby boy in a tree top in the hope that he would ‘rock to sleep’ have been released without charge. 

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